This is now!

The earth needs to breathe. Too many humans inhabit the globe. Wars, pandemics and other forms of extermination are rather cruel and very hard to swallow. We don’t need to procreate as much as we did centuries ago. Too many humans have been conceived by accident, leaving too many unwanted children suffering abandon or abusive family situations. We should be able to enjoy sex without having to bring someone to world to suffer, given the current state of the planet, and family planning devices are very flawed still. The human body should have evolved by now, adjusting to the current situation: we no longer need that many humans to be born, and human population must be reduced.

So, I propose women have their periods two or three times a year. This would be very convenient in so many ways. Women won’t have to endure the pain menstruation brings every month, the tons of garbage generated by tampons and towelettes will be reduce a big deal, and this will allow women to exercise their sexuality without having to worry about conceiving a child so many times a year, or having to ingest pills that will take a toll on their bodies. This way, a couple who really wants to parent a child and bows to really love and take care of this baby will plan to have her or him. This will reduce the margin of error, specially of so many teenagers.

Brilliant idea. Now, who has a direct line to talk to evolution and make this happen?